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I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
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HALL OF FAME
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The Office
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this is a serious situation guys
Posted on July 11, 2011 via We're All Fine Here with 130 notes
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I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING
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