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I am slightly terrified of going in to work on Christmas Eve. I can only assume that the store will be full of anxious, desperate people who have somehow forgotten that Christmas is on the 25th of December every single year.
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one of my coworkers misspelled something at work recently
(“DON’T PEAK” on a box with what I assume are gifts for us from corporate)
and I just shook my head, muttered
“Fuckin’ illiterates….”
under my breath, and then, out loud, said
“Well, I guess I knew what I was getting myself into when I left the house.”
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I got an e-mail from work with the subject “Share Your BIG Ideas!”
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS WORKMAIL. THIS INBOX IS NOT MONITORED.
What’s the buzz?: Have an idea? We want to hear about it! Ask your SLT for details on My BIG Idea!
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS WORKMAIL. THIS INBOX IS NOT MONITORED. -
Working at Bath & Body Works is awesome! Today was my second day and I already have a bunch of free stuff.
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I WILL GET WORK DONE TODAY
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I’ve worked for 20 of the past 22 days. So… good night, and sorry for the lack of content tonight.
pop culture allusion maker // machine
first-generation american // aesthete
postpostpostpost-dadaist // introvert
recovering grammar nazi // autodidact
andalusian cadence fan // tea drinker
--------------------- // symbol lover
borderline egomaniac // -------------
gluttonous bookworm // whimsy devotee
dissonance admirer // college dropout
nonsense champion // data gormandizer
irony aficionado // serial cat petter
singularitarian // ------------------
-------------- // rubik's cube solver
binge thinker // homo sapiens sapiens
tower seeker // arch linux power user
slytherclaw // mostly chaotic neutral
toposopher // dependent type advocate
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polyglot // computational trinitarian
blogger // quantum computer scientist
------ // wannabe general ai designer
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